Scene: In the car, driving back from the trip to see Santa.
The Boy: What are peds?
Cute Husband: How do you spell it?
The Boy: P-E-D-S
Me: Oh, it’s on a sign. Peds. That’s short for pedestrians.
The Boy: What are pedestrians?
Me: They’re people who walk instead of riding in cars.
The Boy: Why are you supposed to yell at them?
Cute Husband: What?
The Boy: It’s on the sign. Yell to Peds.