Conversational Gems: 2012 May 1

Scene: In the kitchen, at his breakfast table.

Me: Oooooh, C! I have a funny joke for you!

The Boy: What is it?

Me: Why didn’t anyone like to play with the crab?

The Boy: Why?

Me: Because he was shellfish!

The Boy: (deadpanned) That’s not a funny joke, Mommy.

Me: (laughing) Okay.

The Boy: It’s really not. I’m serious.

Me: (serious) Sorry.

The Boy: I’ll tell you a really funny joke.

Me: Okay. Go for it.

The Boy: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

The Boy: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

The Boy: Banana bun.

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