(Scene: Cute Husband and I are in the family room talking. The Boy crawls out of bed, where I left him about 10 minutes ago, and opens the door of his room to admonish us.)
The Boy: Be quiet! You guys are talking so loud and I’m trying to sleep.
Cute Husband: (getting up off the couch to help him get settled back into bed) I’m sorry.
The Boy: If you want to talk, you have to whisper.