(Scene: In the Master Bedroom. Cute Husband and I are both lying in bed while The Boy is walking around the room.)
Me: C___, do you need to go potty?
The Boy: No.
Me: You haven’t gone potty yet today and you’re dancing.
The Boy: I don’t have to go potty. This is a different kind of dancing.
The Boy: (running to the bathroom) I GOTTA GO POTTY!!!