(Scene: Powder room, as I’m cleaning The Boy’s bottom after he used the potty)
The Boy: (referring to the toilet seat) Mommy, you go pee-pee, you lift 2. You poop in the potty, you lift 1.
Me: That’s right! How did you learn that?
The Boy: Daddy tell me.
Me: Oh, Daddy told you? Your daddy’s very smart.
The Boy: Yeah, I know. (yelling to Cute Husband across the house) Daddy! You’re very smart!