In honor of the office redecoration, my boss brought cannoli and cheesecake for the memorabilia installers. It so happened that they weren’t interested, so guess who just polished off a cannoli and a (small) slice of cheesecake?
This is the real reason I’m getting fat. I love to eat. I especially love to eat good food.
(I’m really not getting fat, though. I’m only 10 pounds away from my pre-pregnancy weight. But I do love to eat.)